Anonymous: Seen as your no longer at fuel shaking that sexy ass in people's faces I think it's only fare you post a few new pics on here of it for your fans :) maybe in a thong bet you have a proper sexy lil crack :) bit of cheek action :) know would make my day and by other questions you've had lots of other peoples as we'll :)

Hahaha! Come off anon and I’ll consider it :P

Anonymous: You haven't uploaded a cheeky selfie in a while, I miss your beautiful face and body :(

Haha, aww thanks! I don’t really use tumblr that much anymore. My Instagram is jakealan22 if you wanna check that out :)

Anonymous: Do you have a hairy chest? It would be the hottest thing ever if you do

Hahaha, I actually do…



in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off

did you get an A

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